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Issue 1 - October 2003

The debut issue of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum, first published on October 1st 2003. Our exclusive stories include: Shock! Horror! Keynsham's infamous CLOCK TOWER is missing; The disturbing news that a TRAVELLER CAMP is planned for the town; An EU pilot scheme is set to bring WINTER DARKNESS to our streets; The ever-increasing DUCK POPULATION in the Memorial Park faces radical 'thinning'; Our famous ECHO BRIDGE™ is unfit for earthquake weather...

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Issue 2 - November 2003

The second issue of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum, first published on November 1st 2003. Our exclusive scoops include: Farewell farmer's market, hello Cadbury's MARKET; Keynsham prepares for a YEAR AT THE RACES; An oversized KILLER MOLE brings havoc to the 'Federated' people; A local man plans to bring his own lottery - KLOTTO! - to the people of Keynsham; The shock discovery that THE WORLD WILL END in a Keynsham minor road...

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Issue 3 - December 2003

The slightly-delayed third issue, first published on December 5th 2003. Stories include: Keynsham's motorists get set for a CONGESTION CHARGE; The shock news that we may not actually get a 5-MINUTE WARNING if the bomb drops; A local builder plans to develop MANOR ROAD playing fields; A sneak preview of KEYNSHAM IN THE FUTURE is unveiled via an exhibition in the library; The quest for the Holy Grail is over - FREE PARKING is back! Click HERE to enter.

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Issue 4 - January 2004

The fantastic fourth issue, first published on January 16th 2004. Stories include: All hail the coming of CANE SHUM COUNCIL; Is our chocolate safe in the hands of ROBO-MINERS at Cadbury's?; Keynsham Town Football Club looks set to merge with premiership giants LEEDS UNITED; Hollywood blockbuster movie THE MATRIX actually 'happens' in Keynsham; Outrage as a new set of European Commission FISHING REGULATIONS look set to hit local anglers. Click HERE to read on.

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Issue 5 - March 2004

The f**k-February fifth issue, first published on February 19th 2004. Stories include: CHARLTON ROAD crumbles to rubble and ruin amid safety fears; A counterfeit clothing factory is discovered at TINTAGEL FLATS; Keynsham's recent COMFY MOTORISTS scheme proves a success; Boffins at the University Of Keynsham hope KASA HIT SATURN; We receive another letter from THE WELLSWAY LIBERATION FRONT regarding the Town Hall fire. Click HERE to read on.

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Issue 6 - April 2004

The super-sexy sixth issue, first published on March 30th 2004. Stories include: Traffic planners go ROUNDABOUT CRAZY in Keynsham High Street; BANES vow to get tough in the on-going 'PAINT-GATE' affair; Keynsham is to get it's very own POLICE STATION as crime rates plunge; We visit the chilled-out residents of CHELMER GROOVE where life is so much easier now; Keynsham gets set to star in Channel 4's TALK OF THE TOWN 'reality' CCTV series. Click HERE to read on.

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Issue 7 - May 2004

The soaraway seventh issue, first published on May 6th 2004. Stories include: Evil Wellsway Liberation Front HACKERS disrupt the Cane Shum website; The city of Bath gets ready to send it's STINKING SEWAGE to Keynsham; The High Street is to get a VENICE MAKEOVER in order to solve the legendary traffic problems; Happy motorists prepare for a ROAD TAX REBATE as compensation for the region's poor roads; One of Keynsham's PUBLIC HOUSES is set to be demolished by the EU. Click HERE to read on.

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Issue 8 - June 2004

The enlarged eighth edition, first published on June 2nd 2004. Stories and articles include: Keynsham's VANDALS look set to jeopardise the town's bid for the European Commuter Town Of Culture Award 2009; We discover the whereabouts of both the Clock Tower and BEAGLE 2; A new survey reveals Keynsham citizens to be the most GENEROUS in Britain; We take a look at plans to develop the OLD CINEMA into a youth centre; A host of top music stars get set for the KEYNSHAM MUSIC FESTIVAL in the Memorial Park; Blair, Bush and bogs get the treatment from Anna in the MONTHLY MOAN; Eli McChurch ponders what SUMMER IN KEYNSHAM is all about; William Bloke vents a healthy portion of steam after getting a TATTOO done in Keynsham. FULL CONTENTS.

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Issue 9 - July 2004

The naughty ninth edition, first published on July 14th 2004. Stories and articles include: Is Keynsham at risk from the PLANNING AUTHORITIES and their power?; We successfuuly wind up the HEAD OF BRISTOL CITY COUNCIL following a GMTV appearance; After months of uncertainty, the CLOCK TOWER REPLACEMENT is announced to much mirth; We take a look at the real reasons for England's shock EURO 2004 exit; Charlton Bottom takes a WALK IN THE PAST in Keynsham; The shock waves are felt as The Hawthorns Rec is set to become a GRANNY VILLAGE; Eli McChurch makes a request to keep the St George's FLAGS FLYING; William Bloke asks is it time to do something about the dreaded SCHOOL RUN congestion? FULL CONTENTS.