Issue 7 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham May 2004
COULD 'DIS BE CANE SHUM - WEBCAM #7
Keynsham's clock tower - design award not pictured



The seventh exclusive Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum webcam is situated at the railway station in Keynsham, looking towards Bristol on the main Bath to Bristol line. If you wait long enough you may actually see a train pass by. Also, look out for the bored kids that play on the line during the school holidays. At night, or in times of fog, this camera will replay a 'best of the action' archive from the previous day, entitely due to the fact that there's not much point showing a black screen, which is exactly what our £19.99 camera sees in the dark. Webcam 6 can be viewed in Issue 6 by clicking here.

DID YOU KNOW ?
THE RAILWAY bridge in Keynsham Park was one of Isambard Kingdom Brunel's cheap 'on the side' weekend jobs, built to carry the main Bristol to London line over the River Chew.
FAMOUS FACT
IN 1978, two trains actually passed each other on this line, such was the popularity of rail travel in the seventies - mainly brought about by the onset of Punk Rock and flares. This feat is since unrivalled.
NEAR THIS SPOT...
THE ROMANS built a World-famous temple and cinema complex at the gates to Cadbury's, which lies a few paces North. It was demolished to make way for the chocolate factory in 1933.


THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court kicks Council butt and unveils some shocking exclusive news about St John's car park. READ MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The BANES Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf takes a break, leaving Bill Bailey to carry out his duties. Heaven help us! MORE

WEATHER FORECAST
The weather forecast for May, with our in-house, atmosphere-questioning ether beaver Albert Mills. VIEW THE WEATHER

MERCHANDISE
Never mind the colour, feel the quality...
On sale now at 'Only Fools & Horses' - our exclusive Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum T-shirts! FULL T-SHIRT DETAILS

KEYNSHAM IS ACE!
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