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Issue 3 Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum A Different View Of Keynsham December 2003
KEYNSHAM NEWS HEADLINES - DECEMBER 2003
The Empire Strikes Back
CONGESTED? COUGH UP
In a set-to-be controversial manoeuvre, BANES has released details of the latest phase of it's 'Cash Flow Increase Initiative'. Falling in line with central London, motorists driving into Keynsham centre will be hit by a new 'BANES Congestion Charge'. READ FULL STORY
DON'T BE ALARMED...
Not a pyramid
Keynsham residents were up in arms this week as a shock report was leaked to the public suggesting the town's population will receive little or no warning in the unfortunate event of an incoming hostile nuclear attack.
FULL HORRIFIC STORY
AFFORDABLE HOMES FOR KEYNSHAM Trouble brewing on the Chandag...
There was good news this week for would-be Keynsham home owners when plans were unveiled for a new budget housing development in the town's highly-sought after Chandag district, amid complaints from worried residents. FULL SHOCKING STORY
THE FUTURE IS SET TO HAPPEN... 'Blimey, Iceland is still there'
Scientists at the World-famous University of Keynsham have this week revealed their future vision of the town to startled residents, via an exhibition at the local library. We sent Albert Mills along to see what lies in store for us. READ MORE
SAVE 25 PENCE THE EASY WAY 'Ahhh, it's all coming back to me now...'
Our intrepid explorer Charlton Bottom goes off in search of Keynsham's equivalent of the Holy Grail, and by sheer co-incidental miracle, he actually finds it. Hoorah! Step aside Columbus, Magellan and the rest, there's a new face in town... FULL REPORT
'There is no dog poo in Keynsham Park. None whatsoever.'
ALSO IN THIS MONTH'S TERRIFIC THIRD EDITION...
MUHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF takes a walk in the park, ANNA CACIA-COURT gets irate about a school closure, there's a third Keynsham WEBCAM, another Keynsham HISTORY lesson, more readers' LETTERS, a smattering of BRIEF NEWS, the WEATHER and a whole load MORE.
KEYNSHAM WEB CAM 3
Our third exclusive Keynsham webcam, which is precariously balanced on the multi-storey car park roof. VIEW IT

THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court gets herself all worked up about a school closure and some dodgy Xmas lights. READ MORE

AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
The former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf takes a stroll in Keynsham Memorial Park and gets a bit more than he bargained for. GO TO MO!

WEATHER FORECAST
The long-range weather outlook for the festive period. VIEW WEATHER

MERCHANDISE
Never mind the colour, feel the quality...
Our exclusive range of Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum T-shirts go on sale in Keynsham and Bath. FULL T-SHIRT DETAILS

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