Issue 4
Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum
A Different View Of Keynsham
January 2004
KEYNSHAM NEWS HEADLINES - JANUARY 2004
CANE SHUM FOR THE COUNCIL?
Following last years allegations that Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum is nothing more than a council-fronted publicity scam, Albert Mills takes time to wonder what Keynsham would look like if we really did run the town.
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MARS FEVER HITS CADBURY'S
With plans for the introduction of new technology announced by Keynsham chocolate manufacturer Cadbury's, we investigate whether there will be any knock-on effects to our favourite Double Decker. Mmmmmmmm! Double Decker... READ MORE
LEEDING THE WAY TO THE TOP
Keynsham Town Football Club could be set to join the country's soccer elite if radical plans to merge with Leeds United get the go-ahead, in a move that would see the cash-stricken Premiership side certain to relocate to the town.
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NO EXIT FOR REEVES
A Keynsham man has this week been given a six-year 'hard labour' sentence at H.M.P. Keynsham Workhouse, following an evening of drink and drug-induced destruction in the town's High Street. READ FULL REPORT
A SMALL COD PIECE AND CHIPS
Local anglers face financial ruin this week, following new E.U. proposals aimed at saving diminishing fish populations in and around U.K. waters, prompting localised outrage in the town. FULL REPORT
The Cane Shum web cam is stuck in traffic at the Hicks Gate roundabout.
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THE MONTHLY MOAN
Anna Cacia-Court hits out at the park-and-commute workers clogging our residential streets with their cars.
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AL-SAHAF IN KEYNSHAM
His ex-boss has been nicked by the Yanks, and now the former Iraqi Dis-Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf seems to be working for the council. Shocker! GO TO MO!
WEATHER FORECAST
Find out what the elements have in store for Keynsham in January.
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MERCHANDISE
They're selling like hot cakes in Keynsham and Bath - Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum T-shirts are on sale now!
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Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum 
